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23 May 2013 @ 03:24 pm

My tweets

Wed, 18:22: RT @dystaxia: I'm glad there are people who respect the fact that I can read, I guess.
Wed, 18:24: RT @fanfiction_txt: Sonic's eyes widened in horror... the Klu Klux Klan still existed...
Wed, 18:24: "@fanfiction_txt: Sonic's eyes widened in horror... the Klu Klux Klan still existed..." @twink_link will find this mildly problematic
Wed, 21:22: RT @Yuriofwind: I have a proposition. We get a volcano, right? We round up all the stupid fuckers out there, okay? We push them in the volc…
Thu, 05:54: RT @ThatChrisGore: The hand motion one makes to communicate "check please" also looks like you're giving a teeny-tiny hand job.
Thu, 06:03: RT @lukemckinney: There are genetic factors which prevent some from enjoying cilantro, and yet people claim there is a loving god.

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14 May 2013 @ 12:16 pm

My tweets

Mon, 13:53: RT @davidgaider: Funny how a shot or two of espresso makes all the work I have this morning seem so achievable.
Mon, 13:54: RT @AsapSCIENCE: Sitting still? Due to the motions of the Sun, Earth and Milky Way, you have moved nearly 60.000km since you started readin…
Mon, 18:03: RT @MichaelSkolnik: To gun enthusiasts who accuse me of pushing agenda bc I report on kids getting shot -- THERE IS NO AGENDA!! Kids are dy…
Mon, 18:03: RT @AnneWheaton: Still waiting for the scanner. I'll call Wil on my CB radio & see if the ditto machine will be easier & we can Pony Expres…
Tue, 06:00: RT @johncheese: If the audience answers "No" to the rapper's shouted question, does the song just end?
Tue, 06:02: Somehow woke up under my mattress cover

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13 May 2013 @ 12:17 pm

My tweets

Sun, 18:33: RT @AsapSCIENCE: "Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it" -Richard Feynman
Sun, 18:35: RT @iamreddave: Sad to hear my marine biology lecturer carried out his threat to taxidermy himself. Turns out he was a self fur filling pro…
Sun, 18:42: RT @dystaxia: It's 2pm I should probably call my mother. *turns on XBOX*
Sun, 18:54: RT @AuthorKimberley: Fake, lying "psychic" Sylvia Browne proves she is a scam artist taking advantage of desperate people. http://t.co/d14x…
Sun, 21:46: RT @MichaelSkolnik: one veteran commits suicide every 65 minutes in america. #TheseAreOurBrothersAndSisters #WeMustDoBetter
Mon, 09:22: RT @SexFactsOfLife: Women find 80% of men below-average looking.

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12 May 2013 @ 12:01 pm

My tweets

Sat, 13:54: RT @violue: I just peed with my cat Lina and it was such a bonding experience
Sat, 14:00: RT @n0apologies: Omg look what I just found. Best soundtrack ever tbh. http://t.co/q2liv1DZc1
Sun, 06:29: RT @violue: #ThankYouJesusFor Gay porn. <3
Sun, 06:30: RT @lukemckinney: If Sunday is God's day of rest, isn't church just about bugging the poor guy on his only day off? No wonder he hasn't ret…

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11 May 2013 @ 12:01 pm

My tweets

Fri, 13:46: RT @THEKarlaPacheco: If Intelligent Design existed men wouldn't wake up the hardest they're gonna be all day, while women wake up with a gl…
Fri, 13:49: RT @tweetsauce: 1 out of every 29 people in the USA is named Michael. This site is kind of weird, but it's interesting: http://t.co/KMnEz7o…
Fri, 13:50: RT @DamonLindelof: There should be a dance move called the Cumber Patch that's exactly like the Cabbage Patch except more British and menac…
Fri, 13:50: RT @scottbolohan: Kid: "Is this an escalator?" Mom: "These are stairs." This tweet is all that will commemorate a defining moment in that k…
Fri, 14:20: RT @AsapSCIENCE: Cats kill between 1.4 and 3.7 billion birds in the US annually. http://t.co/tLW4qw5599
Fri, 14:24: RT @violue: Went to Big Lots and for some reason decided to speak to the cashier with a shoddy southern accent. idk you guys
Fri, 16:12: RT @johncheese: Stole some waste from an abortion clinic and planted them in my garden. My refusal to pay for a Cabbage Patch Kid is not bo…
Fri, 19:01: RT @HuntBrettx: IS THERE A SINGLE TWEET WHERE THIS BLOKE DOES NOT USE THE FUCKING WORD "PARTY" ??? @AndrewWK
Fri, 19:02: RT @Soren_Ltd: You don't hear a lot of cops in movies saying, "I picked the wrong day to clip my fingernails," but I bet they still think i…
Fri, 21:59: RT @DOB_INC: Thinking of starting a fan campaign to save Community by canceling it.

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10 May 2013 @ 12:02 pm

My tweets

Thu, 13:17: RT @lukemckinney: "Making science cool" is like "making liquid nitrogen cool" - it already is, and we're only even able to talk about BECAU…
Thu, 13:18: RT @MichaelSkolnik: A 2 year old boy accidentally shot himself in the head last night with his father's gun in Corsicana, Texas. May Kinzle…
Thu, 13:19: RT @MonaGuitar: Partying extra hard today. "Why?" You ask... @AndrewWK was born today!! Happy birthday to one of the best rockers out there!
Thu, 13:20: RT @HuffPostWomen: On this day in 1960, the FDA approved the pill.
Thu, 13:20: RT @MichaelSkolnik: a big bank can get loan from fed reserve at interest rate of 0.75%. this summer, a student trying to get a loan to go t…
Thu, 14:22: RT @MichaelSkolnik: Today’s college graduates collectively carry more than $1 trillion in debt, more than all outstanding credit card debt …
Thu, 14:31: RT @ThatChrisGore: A smoothie is really baby food for adults. Don't get me wrong, delicious. But it's baby food. #smoothies
Thu, 14:32: RT @AnneWheaton: If the U.S. senate debated over baklava, it better be called phillobusting or nobody gets my vote.
Thu, 16:52: RT @dystaxia: 3 young black flamboyant boys are walking down the sidewalk and everyone at the transit is looking at them like they're fucki…
Thu, 16:52: RT @dystaxia: People need to get a grip, get a life, and worry about their own shit.

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09 May 2013 @ 12:01 pm

My tweets

Wed, 14:09: RT @AvoidComments: "The problem with internet comments is that you can never really know who's saying them." -- Winston Churchill
Wed, 14:14: RT @adamtodbrown: The next Google Doodle will be a full length feature film starring Ben Affleck and Emma Stone.
Wed, 14:30: RT @fanfiction_txt: Kratos snapped. "VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE!" And in one swift move of chained blade, Pinky Pie's newly severed head found …
Wed, 17:30: RT @dystaxia: There's a homeless woman walking around in a N7 shirt. I am jealous of a homeless woman.
Wed, 21:19: RT @fanfiction_txt: I don't know how many times I could say that SSB fics should have more angry rough samuslink sex buildup...
Thu, 05:57: RT @fanfiction_txt: The evil Pikachus name should be Blood or Scare or something frighting
Thu, 05:57: RT @fanfiction_txt: LuigaxHo-Oh story. YAOI.
Thu, 06:00: RT @TroyBakerVA: "I've never beaten Mario Brothers..." Our poolside couch is now a nerd confessional booth. (*Names removed to protect t…

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08 May 2013 @ 12:17 pm

My tweets

Tue, 13:41: RT @realityblurred: No more Celebrity Rehab, because Dr. Drew is tired of being blamed http://t.co/WkPwlHYCI4
Tue, 17:32: RT @johncheese: Sorry, frat bros, but I'm not impressed with your keg stand abilities until you do it with a fresh pot of coffee.
Tue, 17:33: RT @johncheese: Don't let my articles give you the false impression that I'm wise or smart. I dribble coffee or tea on my shirt every singl…
Wed, 06:16: RT @minutephysics: Did you know that the pyramids of Giza were built before wooly mammoths went extinct?!?
Wed, 06:16: RT @minutephysics: references: mammoth went extinct ~4000 years ago http://t.co/nToUXmEaee , pyramids built ~4500 years ago http://t.co/vLW…
Wed, 06:18: RT @johannafateman: people who mispronounce words because they learned them from reading independently are deserving of admiration not scorn

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07 May 2013 @ 12:17 pm

My tweets

Mon, 14:07: RT @AsapSCIENCE: The process of getting torn apart by a black hole is called Spaghettification
Mon, 15:42: RT @fanfiction_txt: i feel this fic on a spiritual level
Mon, 16:42: RT @gideonemery: He who doesn't put his weights back is the same one who doesn't pick up after his dog or use a signal before turning. And …
Mon, 18:32: RT @AsapSCIENCE: Ejaculating 5 times a week reduces the risk of prostate cancer by a third. Masturbate FOR SCIENCE! http://t.co/yLeyJEo7bZ

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06 May 2013 @ 12:01 pm

My tweets

Sun, 18:13: RT @SexFactsOfLife: 1 in 50 women have an extra nipple.
Sun, 18:14: RT @fanfiction_txt: Josh walks into the kitchen and Drake's all like "HEY BABI". So Josh goes, "WHAT UP SHAWTY?" and Drake thinks that's ha…
Sun, 23:09: RT @AsapSCIENCE: I told a chemistry joke once...there was no reaction.
Sun, 23:16: RT @violue: #fuckyeahobesity
Mon, 07:19: RT @UberFacts: By 2020, depression will be one of the leading causes of death and disability.
Mon, 08:35: RT @WGladstone: Couldn't get tix to The Great Gatsby so I'm just gonna stay home and read the book while stabbing my eyes with fluorescent …

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